Last night ’s Supernatural , “ And Then There Were None , ” got us back into the season ’s braggart bow about the origin of all the monsters on Earth . Plus it dished out some magic forensics and a little 1980s action picture fu .
spoiler onward !
For an bow episode , things were amazingly monster - of - the - weekish .
Eve ’s opening gambit
The last time we met “ the Mother ” or “ Mother of All , ” she was being fed Virgo the Virgin by her loyal dragon crony and float out of Purgatory on a wave of fire . Now it seems that she ’s walking around barefoot in a nightgown , seducing truckers into doing bad human action . I thought the orifice vista was really great . The Mother appears in barefoot weirdness at a gas station and asks a teamster for a ride . She introduce herself as Eve , so we ’re spiel with Bible reference again . You ’re assuming she ’ll eat on him or something , so when she gets in the truck and starts aggressively make out with the guy it seems like it ’s curtain .
But he pulls away and starts lecturing Eve about how the vacancy she experience inside is all because she ’s yearning for Jesus . And I just enjoy her response , as she gets into a theological argumentation with a guy who has no idea that he ’s talking to somebody who bang because she was there . “ God does n’t manage about you , ” she snarks , then says , “ Your father abandon you . A mother would never abandon her children . ” And then , of course , she goes in for the monstery whatever , grabbing him and doing something to his ear with her backtalk . A something that causes him to go home and axe his family to death .
Magical forensics
root for back to HQ at Bobby ’s and we find out that there ’s been a roseola of colossus outlandishness – scads of monsters sighted head for the very town where Jesus guy met Eve and killed his family . Plus there have been more violent eruption in the Ithiel Town . So every Hunter for mile around head that way to investigate , including Rufus and Grampa Samuel with Gwen in towage . For some reason Bobby amount along too , clip as a Fed in a nice tie and trenchcoat .
Revelation : Bobby houseclean up well ! What a cutie ! Not that he is n’t cute in his scruffy tees and jacket , but there ’s nothing like a effective association to really spiff a person up . Rufus is doing the spiff - up too , in an even snazzier trenchcoat than Bobby ’s .
While Sam and Dean interview the guy cable who met Eve , Bobby and Rufus decide to examine the body of some of the people who have been committing violent acts elsewhere in town . As Rufus says , “ It ’s not rocket OR . ” That ’s right – they go into the morgue and do supernatural forensics on the organic structure , using special instruments to poke inside their ears and notice out what ’s in there . wrick out “ it ’s not ecto , ” but just an extremely stinky , tiny contraband blob . What could the tiny lousy blob mean ? They ponder .
The whole conniption filled me with a burning desire for CSI Supernatural Unit . Without the CSI part .
It could be in the form of a BPRD goggle box series , or just a spinoff of Supernatural about a twosome of Hunters who use only science and forensics to puzzle out their cases . perchance with a dash of the lab scenes from Forever Knight ( second of silence for the red ink of Forever Knight ) . Whatever . Just GIVE IT TO ME NOW . Thank you .
syndicate reunion
All the Hunters wind up meet on an old cannery where a bunch of the crappy - ear guys do work before mangle people and getting shoot by the constabulary . And that ’s where Dean and Sam see Grampa Samuel for the first metre since he sold them out to Crowley as ghoul meat . He ’s with Gwen , who apparently did n’t know about the whole ghoul meat affair . After the inevitable “ I ’m gon na kill you ” moment from Dean , followed by the equally inevitable “ you do n’t think anything , do you ? ” moment from Grampa , followed by the fundamentally necessary brow - wrinkling from Sam , we resolve back down into “ countenance ’s notice the stinky ear monster ” game again .
unluckily , Dean enchant the stinky auricle while everybody was debating about how bad it is that Grampa was willing to vote out Sam and Dean . So Dean kills Gwen and lead forth , and everybody has to listen to sword guitar while there ’s a chase conniption in the spooky cannery .
They obtain Dean in a pile of confusion , blither about how a insect crawled out of his auricle and into the external respiration arrangement . So now we ’re pretty sure that the icky pinna blobs were left by a louse using “ demon possession , ” which is manifestly a totally unidentified affair . giant never have – until now !
So then there ’s a whole rhythm of “ who has the auricle insect ” which reminded me a raft of many 1980s action picture but most especially The Thing . Everybody locks their guns away and keeps an eye on everybody else until Grampa decide to take a lavatory break and the brothers adopt him suspiciously . Which of course terminate badly , because they see insect ooze in his auricle and finally Sam winds up shoot Grampa .
Now the entire Campbell clan is idle .
Who was that stinky worm ?
Rufus and Bobby do a fiddling more garden rocket operating theatre , this prison term taste to cut Grampa ’s skull open to regain the worm . Their bone saw moment also dedicate Bobby a chance to endeavor to apologize for “ what go on in Omaha , ” and lets us see that the bad blood between the two military personnel pass away deep . Rufus freaks out a little and says he ’ll never forgive Bobby , ever . And that ’s when Grampa , head half - sawed , jump up from the table and starts lash out – only to expel his earworm when he falls against an exposed wire .
Cue up round two of “ who has the auricle worm , ” but this time with electrocution . Who does n’t require to be electrocuted with this giant live wire ? Obviously it ’s the individual with the stink spike . And that soul is Bobby , who reveals his wormhood by knife Rufus in the heart with a knife . Sam and Dean have to torment Bobby virtually to death before the little worm comes out in a steaming pile of electrocution juice .
During the torture , though , the insect speaks through Bobby and explains that he ’s a brand - new monster Eve just mop up up for this minuscule delegacy to bring out all the Hunters and drive home a subject matter .
And this substance is this , if I may reword :
Dear Hunters , I ’m the mother of all the goliath and I ’m really pissed off . By the sentence I ’m done there will be more creatures than humans on the Earth , and the remaining human will last in pens and we ’ll eat your child . Get quick for dying and pain . Love , Mom .
So , okay then .
And now it ’s clip to work on our notion
Rufus is dead , so the brothers and Bobby conglomerate at his graveside for a very informal Jewish funeral which ends in liquor . Bobby at long last tells the account of how the two of them first encounter . obviously , when Bobby ’s married woman got possessed , Rufus rescued Bobby , exorcize the monster , and help Bobby houseclean up the consistence so nobody would blame him for his wife ’s death . And then they “ rally together , ” Bobby says , “ kind of like you two . ” They all meditate this over , and recall about how deplorable it is that Rufus never forgive Bobby .
And that ’s when Dean break out with a badassedly sweet speech about how they are family , and he forgives them for everything they ’ve done . “ So when I die , when I get my guts rip out , blanket apology for everything accepted , ” he conclude . Though Sam and Bobby protestation that they ’ve done some pretty bad things , Dean insists . All is forgive preemptively .
Will he live to regret saying that ? Only time will tell – lot of time ! No more Supernatural until mid - April . What will we do with ourselves when there ’s only The Event to watch ? I bode face stabbing .
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