BackcountryIs LikeJawsWith A Bear And Exceedingly Stupid Campers

Bear spray ? Who needs it ! A single-valued function ? Eat shit ! A cellphone ? LOL , what ’s the worst that could happen . Well , the worst that could happen is you get eat by a bear you unintelligent , stupid , stupid campers . This is the assumption for Backcountry — and we ca n’t look to see it .

We love , sexual love , hump survivalist stories or man vs. nature showdowns . Open Water , The Descent and Jaws are three excellent examples of this , but this new movie Backcountry … well , it ’s gon na be punishing to hold my lingua through this one . That being order ( and spoiler lecture ahead ) from the looks of the laggard and this jolly compelling posting it expect like the bonehead “ who needs bear spray ” beau eventually die and then it ’s WOMAN VS . BEAR . And I ’m am down as hell for that .

Trul , y Canada is dark and full of panic . Backcountry will premier on VOD and digital platforms on March 20th .