Or should I say “ anathemize ” Arkansas town . Last class , Beebe , Arkansas experienceda massive blackbird die - offthat captureda perplexed populace ’s attention . The deaths were later on chalked up to disconnected bird collide asfireworkswent off . This year , blackbirds once again rained from the sky , shower the citizens of Beebe with a necrotic avian rain . Explains AP :
https://gizmodo.com/over-a-thousand-dead-black-birds-rain-down-on-arkansas-5722794
https://gizmodo.com/why-are-thousands-of-dead-birds-suddenly-falling-from-t-5725175
https://gizmodo.com/national-wildlife-health-center-determines-cause-of-bla-5727758
Officer John Weeks say the first reports of “ hoot on the streets ” came around 7 p.m. as residents celebrated the year ’s end with firework in their region .
“ We started shutting down fireworks , ” he said . “ We ’re working on cleaning up the birds now . ”
Happy 2012 , everybody ! Who ’s ready for a solid 366 days of every deceased marmot , dyspeptic toucan , and break wind narwhal being interpreted as a sign of an eschatological nuclear meltdown ? 2012 is a leap year , after all !
Hat tip to Jon . house painting byViktor Vasnetsov , but know that I almost used a still fromManowar ’s “ Gloves of Metal ” music video .
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