Shakira ’s new birdsong slam dance her ex-wife - swain Gerard Piqué and his fresh squeeze has spread like wildfire on Spanish societal medium this week , prompting some of the world ’s most illustrious brand to cheer her on .
The 45 - year - onetime Columbian singer’suntitled birdcall with DJ Bizarrap , “ Shakira : Bzrp Music Sessions , Vol . 53 , ” hit the internet on Thursday , break YouTube recordsfor the most - listened new Latin birdcall in the platform ’s story . The Spanish song is an unabashed and direct scorching of Piqué , her 35 - yr - previous better half of more than a decade and father of her two small fry . essentially , there ’s drama and then there ’s Shakira ’s new call , which is drama on steroids .
In the birdcall , Shakira calls Piqué , a former Spanish soccer player at FC Barcelona , a rookie that could n’t handle a she - wolf like her . That ’s why , the Isaac M. Singer claims , her X is with a missy that ’s exactly like him . In this case , that ’s 23 - year - old Clara Chía , who also does n’t escape Shakira ’s ire . While not referencing her explicitly by name , Shakira sings that Piqué swapped a Rolex in for a Casio and a Ferrari for a Renault Twingo .
Sucks to be Gerard Piqué right now.Photo: Manu Fernandez (AP)
“ There ’s one stair from love and hate . Listen to me , do n’t come back around here , ” Shakira sings . “ Zero gall baby . I wish you the best with my supposed replacement . ”
firebrand were flying to notice the Sung ’s distribute into the Spanish mainstream and quickly joined in on the conversation , quoting and repurposing the song ’s most memorable lyrics into meme , product announcements , and more . Spanish vendor Itziar Oltracompiled an in - profundity threadon Twitter featuring the mention . Some of social post tried to make a joke but missed the mark , while others made me chortle out loudly .
“ Las mujeres ya no lloran , las mujeres facturan ” or “ adult female do n’t cry anymore , they charge account ” was used to promote Fleabag on Amazon Prime in Spain . Ikea Spain was also inspired by that lyric and used it to promote its € 0.50 filing box , which , by God , touché .
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