The parody internet site , ChristWire.org , just posted “ 12 Reasons to Boycott Game of Thrones in 2012 , ” and it ’s a all brilliant send - up that I actually think was for literal for a moment . Pretty screaming stuff . Here ’s how they summate the show up :
In essence , Game of Thrones is a poorly give rise copy of Mel Gibson ’s Braveheart with a elan of smut straight out of Hustler Magazine added to spice up the frustratingly complicated drama . It can be preachy and pretentious one here and now , and decidedly go - range the next . You will witness effeminate humanity have sex in bathing tub while speaking about dragons , utter bodies splayed out in satanic pentagrams in the blow and some of the most stilted acting ever send on the humble CRT screen .
Probably the best part , though , is the homage to the gravid Peter Dinklage :
player Peter Dinklage , who plays a dwarf on the show , has become the post horse kid for anal sex amongst America ’s youth .
[ Christwire , thanks toDarren McKeeman ]
BooksGame of ThronesGeorge R.R. MartinTelevision
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