Can of Goya Beans, but It’s Actually Filled With Bees

This may look like the chairperson possiblyviolating ethics rulesby posing with several Goya products in ablurry Instagram phototo spite aloosely organizedboycott over the company ’s pro - Trump CEO . But watch out there , Mr. Trump : One of those toothsome Goya grocery is filled with bees .

Gizmodo could n’t confirm which Goya merchandise contains the bees — they could be lurking in the rear end of coconut Milk River and white hominy , bury just below the open of the adobo seasoning , trap in the box of wafers , or hiding within the bag of red kidney bonce — but rest assured , it does contain them ( bees ) . Not just your even bee , either . These are ill - natured bee that were mean on an single level to commence with and are now very angry because Goya incidentally packaged them en masse shot into a can , spice container , box , or bag of beans . And they are looking to sting because they have no other mercantile establishment for their write - up aggression .

Also , the bees in question are not love bees and so are capable of stinging multiple clock time , which they very much intend to do as shortly as they are released from their Goya product box hell .

Screenshot: Instagram/@realdonaldtrump

Be vigilant , Mr. Trump ! These eusocial ruffians have no political allegiances and they think business . Their leader has U.S. military experience , is wanted in several hives for malicious mischief , and even has a piffling tattoo of an anchorman on his arm and an eyepatch . It ’s theoretically possible that another is holding a tiny bee crowbar or a miniature flamethrower that fritter hot love .

Sir . watch out out for the bees .

[ Disclaimer : Gizmodo has no noesis of other Goya product containing tempestuous bees . The only matter that ’s for sure is that the President has bee . ]

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