It ’s been a violent - letter of the alphabet past few years for both teens and sexters likewise . So it ’s not surprising that , today , we find out ourselves in the geological era of the sext - addled teen . But the Ontario Provincial Police retrieve they might be able to lay off teens at the source with a potent combination of app - based sarcasm and “ keep calm and expect on ” jokes . consecrate their hearts .
The app , dubbedSend This Instead , shoot a line 57 “ humorous and sarcastic ” likely dick - pic - responses that , as you might have guessed , teens can “ send off or else . ” While some might reason that responding with the kind of message even Nancy Reagan could get behind would only evoke deviant sexters more , the Ontario Provincial Police say go for it .
Among the various , gratuitous - to - download phrase , you will find :
I ’m going to say what your mother should have — NOPE .
Save the bandwidth , download a life .
Is it possible to get an VD from a TXT cause this conversation is making me itchy . [ Ed . note : No . It is not . ]
Wow , enjoy jail .
And last but certainly not least ,
That would break both my data and see plans , neither of which include you .
It ’s for certain a imposing effort , and to the Ontario Provincial Police ’s credit , they do acknowledge that“it ’s not going to resolve sexting . ” Still , considering that unsolicited sexters are mostly expect for a reaction of any sort , ignoring any rapscallion penis that pop up on your home CRT screen is still probably the best bet . You know , unless you ’re into that . No sagacity here — this is a safe space . [ Send This InsteadviaBetabeat ]
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