CLOO App Lets You Rent Your Bathroom to Strangers Because that’s a Totally Safe and Normal Thing

lieu I do n’t require concluded strangers:#1 , lie in on top of my bed while I ’m having sex.#2 , relieving themselves inside my bath . CLOO thinks I ’m in the nonage , and is facilitate the latter . NO . NO NO NO.WHAT . NO .

The crowd behind CLOO , who apparently think putting a sassy salsa soundtrack to their demo telecasting somehow make the whim of a stranger coming in off the street and taking a shite in your bath ( or doing Christ only knows what else ) more toothsome , are wrong in their assumption . Unless I need spare dollars to feed the worst diacetylmorphine addiction mankind has ever known , or am convey a social experiment to see how many clip I can be strangled to expiry , I do n’t want strangers in my apartment using my bathroom . I do n’t want strangers in my flat baking cakes . I do n’t want stranger in my apartment learn to me as I fall benumbed . I do n’t want strangers in my apartment . I do n’t care if we have mutual friends on Facebook , as CLOO points to as a means of mitigating creepiness . Hey ! It ’s still creepy ! They ’re still stranger to me . I retrieve the introductory solid ground principle of If you do n’t have my earpiece turn to personally call me for license to employ my toilet , the response is no , works somewhat well .

No matter how much snazzy UI work and Google Maps integration you throw at something , some melodic theme are just bad ideas at their very foundation . And now , I twist the hourglass over and wait until someone invests $ 25 million in this ludicrous idea . [ CLOOviaLaughing Squid ]