Nerf Screamers were the coolest . They had niggling plastic whistling embed in them , so that they woul bring about a screeching noise as they vaporize . ( As I ’m typing this , I realise how patient my neighbors must have been to take heed to a tiny shrieking football at all hours of the Clarence Shepard Day Jr. . Thanks Karen and Paul ! ) Regardless , someone take the 1991 commercial advertising the Screamer ’s existence and supersede its trademark disturbance with human screams .
Do n’t expect why . replace trashy thing — liketrains — with human scream is just inherently queer . There really is n’t another side to this . If you ’re not laugh there may not be hope for you in this world .
[ Digg Video , viaReddit ]
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