Get your naughty bits sucked inside a world of alien horror, with the Skyline sex toy

call back Skyline ? The horrible alien action flick that started with a extension and a prayer , shoot in the condo of owned by the music director Strause ? We all thought it would be good , butsadly it was n’t .

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But Japan thought it was so good , people would desire to have sex with it . So they made a Skyline sex toy dog .

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Behold the Tenga ! What is a Tenga , you ask ? Basically , it ’s a different version of the Fleshlight , intend you put your member in there . Why was this create ? Well , urm , in the flick the exotic victim were “ sucked ” into the sky , and now you could have the photographic film suck in on you , with this toy . Honestly the motion-picture show blow in oecumenical , so maybe that ’s why this was created . So much out or keeping suckage . Here ’s the press release going around with this contrivance :

Tenga has collaborated with fashion brands and other companies to put out interchangeable promo good before , but this is the first time they ’ve made them to push a film . Tenga is known for its “ suction office , ” and there are scenes in Skyline where man get sucked up by extraterrestrial , so that ’s the flimsy logical system holding all this together .

Just atrocious . Why ca n’t they make a sex miniature for things we ’re into — like an Avatar ponytail sex thingie ? We ’d be into that . Well , peradventure not .

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