Lady Gaga swim down the reddish rug in a costume concoction from Giorgio Armani Prive . She take care like a fall hotshot , complete with star .
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And then we realized that her two - tone wigging was actually a Hood ! Faint .
The curtain rose and lo ’ and behold the Fame Factory was up and churning out fake , faceless GaGa dancers that reminded my of the twitchy medico from House on Haunted Hill . They gyrated and clawed at the adept who was foot up and plump into the fiery “ rejected ” bin …
only to look moment later , cover in ash , with Sir Elton John . The two rode the monster clawed pianissimo into the crowds and we too erect our taloned workforce in approval . hold back out the video , next , you could not disregard it .
freak !
Pink wrapped herself in her best 5th Element duds and glide through the atmosphere with a squad of golden bodies .
Beyonce was escorted to the leg with her own personal USA of villainous soldier boys .
Stevie Nicks showed up and cast a wizardly spell on this little Teen Witch . And it worked , damn girl walked off with just about everything that was n’t sail through down last night .
As a tribute to Michael Jackson a gaggle of different Isaac M. Singer from all genre get together on stagecoach to sing his famous “ What About Us , ” in 3D. I pick Avatar for this gigantic oversight , because , not only does every movie coming out in the next three years HAVE to have 3D , so do laurels evidence now . And guess what looks like hell to the naked eye , 3D collage of butterflies and running horses . Hey zombie light-green horses , melt down , we reckon , ugh . Also what ’s the full stop of having 3D if everyone is just go to brook there ? Point , spit , zoom in and out , cast things into the hearing why do n’t you !
And Fergie Ferg blended Tron with Xena , because you do n’t want to be the only girl with out her own scifi wedge costume variety .
Whereas Gaga had 3 to prefer from . I call this Metropolis Skyline .
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