Well looky here sept , it ’s in the end arrived , the Harmony Chip , using the mysterious principle of quantum mechanics to give you a cure for anything that ever ailed you . It heals cuts , drives aside aching and painful sensation , makes you guess more clearly , cures osteoporosis and gamey rake pressure , and hey , it can even make your railway car take to the woods better . One guy even say it made his knives stay sharper longer . Hook one up to your cellphone and protect yourself from “ electro - smogginess , ” and those deadly “ disorderly scaler wave , ” too . Thank goodness , we were getting worried about those .
As you may see in the picture here , you ’re instructed to “ never off protective foil ! ” You never have it away , the time / distance continuum could get a rip in it , you might open up a pitch-dark hole … who knows what ? We want to pay the $ 197 just to murder the protective foil and see what happens . This looks like fun , but for about $ 190 less , you could get yourself the same matter in apackage of Nothing .
https://gizmodo.com/nothing-is-on-sale-for-6-28-257964
Product Page[Harmony United Ltd. , viaRed Ferret Journal ]
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