How Darkseid Can Visit Smallville Without Embarrassing Himself

While we hope and pray thatthe rumor about Darkseid appearing in the next time of year of Smallvillehas no foundation in truth whatsoever , the fact that the Almighty of the CW ’s most thwarting time of day of television have already made Brainiac into a schoolteacher points towards it being real with the informant ’s very own flame finger of fate . But is there a way to put the personification of pure evil ( and likely inspiration for Darth Vader ) into Smallville without it sucking ? We look at the possibilities and bungle you some more under the startle . While Smallville has a foresightful and shameful story of train Hellenic DC characters and , well , screwing them up – Brainiac , anyone ? Zod ? – it does n’t necessarily have to be that way . Sure , the show may not have the flamboyance or budget to bring Darkseid to the screen in the way that we ’d all want to see him , but that does n’t mean that they ca n’t come up with a version that does n’t make fans run scream from their televisions . This is how we ’d do it : slip from today ’s comics . Okay , actually from a couple of calendar month ’ ago , but it ’s airless enough . As part of the opening of Final Crisis ( and , actually , in the Mister Miracle series from a few years back ) , Darkseid is shown as “ hiding ” in human body . Sure , his divine presence tend to cause them to burn out very quick , requiring a mountain of replacing , but a succession of menace node - star is probably cheaper than having someone come up with a believable way of get his traditional stony - face up , purpleness - clad look to the small screen . Keep him lowkey . More than even Lex Luthor , Darkseid does n’t get his hand dirty ; he has an endless supply of minions to do all the messy jobs for him , and they ’ll all happily break down for him . But when it come time for the inevitable showdown , remember that he ’s no slouch when it comes to either a fight or histrionic rhetoric when either are dead necessary .

recollect that Darkseid thinks big , but act small . The basic mind of Darkseid is very , very simple : He wants to eradicate all free will in the macrocosm , and supersede it with his will , and there ’s something on Earth that will make that potential . So , if he does come along on Smallville ? He ’d better not be someone who falls for Chloe and then resolve to get even when she decide that she ’d rather hang with Jimmy , is all I ’m saying . But do n’t take that to mean that he ’s all about the grand gestures ; Darkseid opt to do things so that no - one observation . Like Final Crisis ’s nobble children , or Forever People ’s funpark that doubles as a torment chamber . He ’s creepy-crawly and more punctilious than most Smallville villain – and in a literal room , not a Lionel Luthor smile to himself while drinking a glassful of whiskey kind of manner .

There is , to be honest , no grounds why Darkseid could n’t work well on the small blind – His methods and , thanks to Final Crisis , disguises are well within internet budget , after all . But what worries us more than anything else is the almost needs bad decisions made by Smallville ’s manufacturer and writers when it come to arrive up with way of life of bringing devotee - favorites into their show ( turn unstoppable monster Doomsday into a hunky medical officer , for model ? ) . So much so , in fact , that it ’s almost a given that , if we do see Darkseid come up against a young Clark Kent , he ’ll have become a goth stripling working at McDonalds who has a crush on Lois and like to wear a lot of bleak while sneering at everyone . Consider this a challenge , Smallville staffers : Give us something approaching the substantial Darkseid : A new god deserving Superman ’s time – and our own .

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